01-01-2008, 06:12 PM
Not quite on topic but it is an offroad story
Man ohhhh man...
today me and the ol' lady were out screwin around wit my sport trac in the snow when i decided it would be a good idea to go to my place of work and do dougnuts in the parking lot... Well....
After about 5 mins of 4wd doughnuts i was bored and decided i was going to drive through the retention pond behind our warehouse. its about 7 feet deep by 200 feet long by 30 feet across. I decided to drive across it well going down and in was easy, but from the blowing and drifting snow the other end where i had to climb out was drifted to about 3 feet deep so you wont be surprised when i say i dug in.
No worries, i said... I backed up and ran at it again. Hmmm stopped in my tracks again.. So i punch it and this time i see MUD flying!!! I was like what the FCUK!!! Apprentley the mud and clay which this pond is made of wasnt frozen for some reason! So now im panicing. So i decided to 3 point turn and go out the way i came. So i back up, turn and drop it in drive and punch it to climb the hill out Well after some wheel spin the 07 sport trac clawed its way out.
Well.. that was cool i thought... Till i looked at the 1ft deep ruts i left on company property. So i busted out a snow shovel and tried to cover my tracks. Man i hope that snow never melts. What a dumbass i am!
So in the middle of a snow storm i was at the do0-it-ourself carwash trying to hose half frozen clay of my trucks independent rear suspenion lower control arms which were packed with "evidence". My hitch and all my fender wells and runner boards were equally packed. so after 7 bucks i THINK i got all the clay and mud. I dont look forward to spring when my have to fix all that shit... My boss is gonna shit his pants....
Man ohhhh man...
today me and the ol' lady were out screwin around wit my sport trac in the snow when i decided it would be a good idea to go to my place of work and do dougnuts in the parking lot... Well....
After about 5 mins of 4wd doughnuts i was bored and decided i was going to drive through the retention pond behind our warehouse. its about 7 feet deep by 200 feet long by 30 feet across. I decided to drive across it well going down and in was easy, but from the blowing and drifting snow the other end where i had to climb out was drifted to about 3 feet deep so you wont be surprised when i say i dug in.
No worries, i said... I backed up and ran at it again. Hmmm stopped in my tracks again.. So i punch it and this time i see MUD flying!!! I was like what the FCUK!!! Apprentley the mud and clay which this pond is made of wasnt frozen for some reason! So now im panicing. So i decided to 3 point turn and go out the way i came. So i back up, turn and drop it in drive and punch it to climb the hill out Well after some wheel spin the 07 sport trac clawed its way out.
Well.. that was cool i thought... Till i looked at the 1ft deep ruts i left on company property. So i busted out a snow shovel and tried to cover my tracks. Man i hope that snow never melts. What a dumbass i am!
So in the middle of a snow storm i was at the do0-it-ourself carwash trying to hose half frozen clay of my trucks independent rear suspenion lower control arms which were packed with "evidence". My hitch and all my fender wells and runner boards were equally packed. so after 7 bucks i THINK i got all the clay and mud. I dont look forward to spring when my have to fix all that shit... My boss is gonna shit his pants....
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--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune