i just got done watching every funny clip on that site, started about 10 and just finished. I cant remember the last time i laughed so much
The one with the car and trailer was the best. good vids.
Now Ryan and I can argue here. Everyone else can grab some popcorn and watch. He is mildly entertaining for a greevo racin foo...
LoL... allright. That's untill you try to knock me off of the drivers stand. LoL
And I think something is wrong with me. Something always goes wrong with my truck and qualifying sucks. Then I end up hitting a flawless B and just squeek into the A-main...
and now they're bud's......sheesh!
LMAO... No... I think deep down inside Ryan hates me. Can't catch that skinny SOB in a go-cart to save my life though...
Ok, here it is......
I'm going to IHOP for breakfast again today.
I like eggs.
If Big Breasted women work at hooters, Where do One legged women work?
IHOP
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats wrong Chris!! :bustingup
What do you call a guy with no arms an no legs who sits in front of doors?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms an no legs who likes to swim?
Bob
I guys is walking down the street, he comes across a girl sitting on a bench. He notices that the girl has no arms and no legs and she's crying! So he decideds to talk to her and see why she's crying. so he sits down next to her and asks "Whats the matter." She says "I am 30 years old I have no legs and no arms and I have never been screwed!" So the guy decided to help her out he says "let go down by the beach and I will screw you like you've never been screwed before." So they go to the beach and the guy tosses her into the water and says "THERE NOW YOUR SCREWED."
sorry stupid joke!
thats funny in a kind of sick twisted way. :bustingup
Wait till you meet me! You'll get why that joke is funny! J/K
:eek: :eek: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now im not coming!!!!!
haha j/k
yea he is alot funnier in person..will that one guy be thier also??the one that burnt the pocket rocket's clutch????
thenewguy821 Wrote:If Big Breasted women work at hooters, Where do One legged women work?
IHOP
Woman with one short leg named...........Ilene.
Chinese woman with one short leg.........Irene.
Dog with no legs named...........cigarette. Because after dinner you take him out for a drag.
What do you name a dog with no ears? What does it matter? He won't come when you call him anyway!
squirrel Wrote:ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats wrong Chris!! :bustingup
What do you call a guy with no arms an no legs who sits in front of doors?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms an no legs who likes to swim?
Bob
Are you saying that I have no arms and legs yet I sit infront of a door? lol
And are you saying that my uncle has no arms, legs, and likes to swim? How does he get to a pool if he has no arms/legs huh? lol...
what do u call a dog with no legs and metal balls???
sparky! lol
I have too many, but they are not so clean.
I would post some, but people might take it the wrong way.
man this thread is so cool.
BottledBeast Wrote:yea he is alot funnier in person..will that one guy be thier also??the one that burnt the pocket rocket's clutch????
My bro? No he won't! Thank god! Why you ask?
Czech-it-Out Graphics Wrote:what do u call a dog with no legs and metal balls???
sparky
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote:Are you saying that I have no arms and legs yet I sit infront of a door? lol
YES! J/K not against anyone!
UE-Maxx Wrote:I have too many, but they are not so clean.
I would post some, but people might take it the wrong way.
No Racial jokes
No hard core profanity (damn, chit, beesh, etc are generally ok if you use them sparingly)
Keep the content to PG-13
Those are the only rules, post up if you meet the requirements.
What do you name a dog that likes to play on the highway?
Spot
What do you call a Cajun with 50 dogs?
A rancher.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with a onion?
A donkey with bad breath, or an a$$ that brings tears to your eyes.
What do you get when an African American fights an Irishman?
A woman as mayor of Chicago. (Most of you prollly don't remember Jane)
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches watches.....
What's the diff between a clever midget and female jogger?
One's a cunning runt...... ok maybe that ones gotta go..........
Many more can be told at the track. I'm here all week. Tip your waitress.
ps: what was Wedding Crashers rated ? PG13 or R?