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Marketing 101



The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often

ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."



Well, here it is:



1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to

him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."



That's Direct Marketing.



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of

your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."



That's Advertising.



3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his

telephone

number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."



That's Telemarketing.



4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him

and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie,

brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the

way,I'm fantastic in bed."



That's Public Relations.



5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,

"I hear you're fantastic in bed."



That's Brand Recognition.



6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you

talk him into going home with your friend.



That's a Sales Rep.



7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.



That's Tech Support.



8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be

handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof

of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm

fantastic in bed!"



That's Junk Mail.



9. You are at a party; this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your

ass.



That's the Governor of California.



10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended.



That's America
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#2
Haha. Nice.
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#3
Lmao
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#4
Lmao

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#5
what are u a parrot? hehehehe Smile
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#6
hehehehehehe........Confusedlap:

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#7
dont you have a werks to go blow.....o thats right 2 in 2 weeks...you dont have any more. i just bought a 10 gallon rb off some jag on ebay. Wink

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+1
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#9
how much fuel did u guys get through those 400$ C6's before they took a shit like what a gallon or two?
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#10
Very happy with mine thank you and still going strong....going for the 20 gallon mark there mikey
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#11
4 thru mine and it was fine before it hit the wall, not like it blew up.....jag.

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mine didnt either, bad bearing after 7 gallons so shuddup lol
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#13
Lol

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#14
Kids pissed
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