02-09-2007, 08:28 PM
WASH THAT CAT!!!!!!!!!
A: Put the lid of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
B: Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
C: In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
D: The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
E: Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."
F: Have someone open the door to the outside, be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
G: Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
H: The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
I: Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!
Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times.
Sincerely,
Shadow
A: Put the lid of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
B: Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
C: In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
D: The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
E: Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."
F: Have someone open the door to the outside, be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
G: Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
H: The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
I: Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!
Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times.
Sincerely,
Shadow