02-09-2007, 08:01 AM
One cat.
He is a good cat, does not bite or bother people. Stays indoors, Lays around.
He is 15 years old in human years. In cat years, this means he is dead, but does not know it, so insists on walking around and acting "alive".
He still uses his litter box sometimes, but most likely will poop on the floor. We keep the box in the laundry room where there is tile. If you clean his box everytime he uses it, he will thank you by using it again at least once, before pooping on the floor again. If you don't he will poop in a laundry basket. He prefers whites that are warm and fresh from the dryer. Also, he is an equal opportunity pooper on the floor. He is flexable and will poop on your living room floor, bathroom floor, and dining room floor as the opportunity arises. He sheds alot too, but he could just be going bald from old age.
We were waiting for him to just go ahead and die, but it seems that will never happen. So we have decided to sell or trade our balding undead cat.
I will accept as fair trade for this cat, one stick in my eye, a punch in the gut, perhaps a frontal lobodomy. Make an offer. Please.
He is a good cat, does not bite or bother people. Stays indoors, Lays around.
He is 15 years old in human years. In cat years, this means he is dead, but does not know it, so insists on walking around and acting "alive".
He still uses his litter box sometimes, but most likely will poop on the floor. We keep the box in the laundry room where there is tile. If you clean his box everytime he uses it, he will thank you by using it again at least once, before pooping on the floor again. If you don't he will poop in a laundry basket. He prefers whites that are warm and fresh from the dryer. Also, he is an equal opportunity pooper on the floor. He is flexable and will poop on your living room floor, bathroom floor, and dining room floor as the opportunity arises. He sheds alot too, but he could just be going bald from old age.
We were waiting for him to just go ahead and die, but it seems that will never happen. So we have decided to sell or trade our balding undead cat.
I will accept as fair trade for this cat, one stick in my eye, a punch in the gut, perhaps a frontal lobodomy. Make an offer. Please.
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