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wow
Its not that bad I swear! If it were, I would shoot it immediately.
WASH THAT CAT!!!!!!!!!


A: Put the lid of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

B: Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

C: In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

D: The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

E: Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."

F: Have someone open the door to the outside, be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

G: Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

H: The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

I: Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!

Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times.

Sincerely,
Shadow
north_shore_racer Wrote:thats animal cruelty right there...

Speaking of that,I heard today some guy out east got a year in jail for tossing his girls kittens in the fire. They were both drunk,so he thought he could get off somewhat easy. Judge said nope! Big Grin
maxximum_44 Wrote:[Image: tagpic441.jpg]

WTF is that? A cat or a bat? Or did a bat do the cat and that is the result?!
i bet thats the look roccos ole lady had when he said he was gonna stay at the track instead of coming home for dinner with his parents hahahah
i think that comment deserves a swift kick in the ass next time i see you mike...
bahahahaha u dont have the balls!
NO BALLS... NO BALLS! Nah just foolin with ya rocco!
no ur right lol
Casketman Wrote:WTF is that? A cat or a bat? Or did a bat do the cat and that is the result?!
Actually, voted the worlds ugliest cat this year!

Here's another:
[Image: ugliestCat10.jpg]
I think that dog actually died last year. It was a chinese crested or something. Just a really really ugly version of an already ugly dog.
WTF does that cat not have skin! nasty
Czech-it-Out Graphics Wrote:WTF does that cat not have skin! nasty


I think it is called a Sphinx actually. It's a bald (hairless) pussy (cat).:p:
man I think thats the only bald pussy I would kick outta my bed...Smile
Czech-it-Out Graphics Wrote:man I think thats the only bald pussy I would kick outta my bed...Smile



I have to agree with you on that one. Confusedmash:
mikeh, I severely laughed several times at your posts.... I pulled 3 muscles
lol mike. that was good.
Thanks!
Still available TTT
The cat died. I actually am sad. He died two weeks ago, but seems about the same. Poops less. much easier to maintain. I will miss him, but make an offer. I swear, except that he no longer needs food and a litter box to not poop in, you will not notice the difference. TTT
omg
cept for the funny smell lol
Nah, he always smelled funny.
different funny smell. but still funny.
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