Its not that bad I swear! If it were, I would shoot it immediately.
WASH THAT CAT!!!!!!!!!
A: Put the lid of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
B: Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
C: In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
D: The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
E: Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."
F: Have someone open the door to the outside, be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
G: Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
H: The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
I: Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!
Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times.
Sincerely,
Shadow
north_shore_racer Wrote:thats animal cruelty right there...
Speaking of that,I heard today some guy out east got a year in jail for tossing his girls kittens in the fire. They were both drunk,so he thought he could get off somewhat easy. Judge said nope!
maxximum_44 Wrote:
WTF is that? A cat or a bat? Or did a bat do the cat and that is the result?!
i bet thats the look roccos ole lady had when he said he was gonna stay at the track instead of coming home for dinner with his parents hahahah
i think that comment deserves a swift kick in the ass next time i see you mike...
bahahahaha u dont have the balls!
NO BALLS... NO BALLS! Nah just foolin with ya rocco!
Casketman Wrote:WTF is that? A cat or a bat? Or did a bat do the cat and that is the result?!
Actually, voted the worlds ugliest cat this year!
Here's another:
I think that dog actually died last year. It was a chinese crested or something. Just a really really ugly version of an already ugly dog.
WTF does that cat not have skin! nasty
Czech-it-Out Graphics Wrote:WTF does that cat not have skin! nasty
I think it is called a Sphinx actually. It's a bald (hairless) pussy (cat).:p:
man I think thats the only bald pussy I would kick outta my bed...
Czech-it-Out Graphics Wrote:man I think thats the only bald pussy I would kick outta my bed...
I have to agree with you on that one.
mash:
mikeh, I severely laughed several times at your posts.... I pulled 3 muscles
Thanks!
Still available TTT
The cat died. I actually am sad. He died two weeks ago, but seems about the same. Poops less. much easier to maintain. I will miss him, but make an offer. I swear, except that he no longer needs food and a litter box to not poop in, you will not notice the difference. TTT
cept for the funny smell lol
Nah, he always smelled funny.
different funny smell. but still funny.