Special Update from the Pentagon

[Traxxas_Junkee]

Special Update from the Pentagon!!!!!!!!

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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:24:08 -0800 (PST)

SPECIAL BULLETIN FROM THE PENTAGON

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man
elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special
Forces". These Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The Season Opened Today.
2. There Is No Limit.
3. They Taste Just Like Chicken.
4. They Don't Like Beer, Pickups, Country Music, Or Jesus.
5. They Are Directly Responsible For The Death Of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.