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Special Update from the Pentagon - Traxxas_Junkee - 03-16-2006
Special Update from the Pentagon!!!!!!!!
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Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:24:08 -0800 (PST)
SPECIAL BULLETIN FROM THE PENTAGON
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man
elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special
Forces". These Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The Season Opened Today.
2. There Is No Limit.
3. They Taste Just Like Chicken.
4. They Don't Like Beer, Pickups, Country Music, Or Jesus.
5. They Are Directly Responsible For The Death Of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Special Update from the Pentagon - Ponch - 03-16-2006
lmao heheheeee
Special Update from the Pentagon - timmi79 - 03-16-2006
lol, good one.
Special Update from the Pentagon - north_shore_racer - 03-16-2006
thats crazy enough it just might work...
Special Update from the Pentagon - Traxxas_Junkee - 03-16-2006
lol, it might
Special Update from the Pentagon - kevinF - 03-16-2006
thats good
Special Update from the Pentagon - JOE - 03-16-2006
im puting in a 4187 to try out for it lol
Special Update from the Pentagon - t to the maxx2 - 03-16-2006
![[Image: 18.jpg]](http://www.funnyredneckjokes.com/jokepics/18.jpg)
Special Update from the Pentagon - rocco79 - 03-16-2006
That fat guy has the weirdest fat ive ever seen!!! LOL!!!! ( the one kneeling, incase you were confused! LOL!!!)
Special Update from the Pentagon - maxximum_44 - 03-17-2006
rocco79 Wrote:That fat guy has the weirdest fat ive ever seen!!! LOL!!!! ( the one kneeling, incase you were confused! LOL!!!)He looks like he has HUGE man breast?
Don't forget the Mullets?
![[Image: drunkkidz.jpg]](http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/05_420/drunkkidz.jpg)
Special Update from the Pentagon - squirrel - 03-17-2006
^^ I gots one tooff left heyuck!!!
Special Update from the Pentagon - Traxxas_Junkee - 03-17-2006
Lol^
Special Update from the Pentagon - rocco79 - 03-17-2006
Thats "Ol Chomper"... Dont think id be able to chew witout him
Special Update from the Pentagon - squirrel - 03-17-2006
You gotta love the metallica shirt on the guy in the backround!