08-29-2006, 11:46 PM
Another along the same line....
A man comes home from work and suggests to his wife that they use "Codes" like they do at the fire house. When the first bell rings at the firehouse, they suit up. At home, One bell would mean "Take off your clothes". At the firehouse, when the second bell rings, they all mount the truck. At home, when the second bell rings, he would get on his wife. At the fire house, when the third bell rings, they rush off to the fire. At home, the third bell would "Start the action".
The next day as he walks in the door, his wife decides to try out the new codes. She rings a bell. Immediately, they both take off all their clothes. Impressed by how well this was going, she rings the bell again. He jumps on top of her. Quickly, she rings the bell a third time, and he gets down to business. After a few minutes, she starts ringing the bell again. Her husband, confused, says, " What's the fourth bell for?" She says, "More hose, you're nowhere near the fire..."
A man comes home from work and suggests to his wife that they use "Codes" like they do at the fire house. When the first bell rings at the firehouse, they suit up. At home, One bell would mean "Take off your clothes". At the firehouse, when the second bell rings, they all mount the truck. At home, when the second bell rings, he would get on his wife. At the fire house, when the third bell rings, they rush off to the fire. At home, the third bell would "Start the action".
The next day as he walks in the door, his wife decides to try out the new codes. She rings a bell. Immediately, they both take off all their clothes. Impressed by how well this was going, she rings the bell again. He jumps on top of her. Quickly, she rings the bell a third time, and he gets down to business. After a few minutes, she starts ringing the bell again. Her husband, confused, says, " What's the fourth bell for?" She says, "More hose, you're nowhere near the fire..."
I'll keep my God, my freedom, my guns, and my money. You can keep "THE CHANGE."