12-15-2006, 07:53 PM
>> Bears And Packers Fans
>> One foggy night, a Green Bay Packers fan was heading south from
Green Bay
>> and a
>> Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago .
>> While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on,
mangling
>> both
>> cars.
>> The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage.
>> He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
>> Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too
feeling
>> fortunate
>> to have survived.
>> The Packers fan walks over to the Bears fan and says,
>> "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty
>> differences
>> and live as friends instead of being rivals.."
>> The Bears fan thinks for a moment and says,
>> "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact,
I'm
>> going to
>> see if something else survived the wreck."
>>
>> The Bears fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full,
undamaged
>> bottle of
>> Jack Daniel's.
>> He says to the Packer fan, "I think this is another sign - we
should
>> toast to
>> our newfound friendship."
>> The Packers fan agrees and grabs the bottle.
>> After sucking down half of the bottle, the Packers fan hands it
back to
>> the
>> Bears fan and says, "Your turn!"
>> The Bears fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest
>> of
>> the bottle over the bridge into the river and says,
>> "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
>> GO BEARS!!!
>> One foggy night, a Green Bay Packers fan was heading south from
Green Bay
>> and a
>> Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago .
>> While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on,
mangling
>> both
>> cars.
>> The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage.
>> He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
>> Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too
feeling
>> fortunate
>> to have survived.
>> The Packers fan walks over to the Bears fan and says,
>> "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty
>> differences
>> and live as friends instead of being rivals.."
>> The Bears fan thinks for a moment and says,
>> "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact,
I'm
>> going to
>> see if something else survived the wreck."
>>
>> The Bears fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full,
undamaged
>> bottle of
>> Jack Daniel's.
>> He says to the Packer fan, "I think this is another sign - we
should
>> toast to
>> our newfound friendship."
>> The Packers fan agrees and grabs the bottle.
>> After sucking down half of the bottle, the Packers fan hands it
back to
>> the
>> Bears fan and says, "Your turn!"
>> The Bears fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest
>> of
>> the bottle over the bridge into the river and says,
>> "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
>> GO BEARS!!!
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