12-08-2005, 11:28 PM
# In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or deformed to the point of being an unsightly or disguting object are banned from going out in public.
# Also in Chicago, it is illegal to fish in pajamas.
# One more in Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
# It is illegal to speak English, the officially recognized language is "American."
# In Guernee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
# In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.
# Also in Chicago, it is illegal to fish in pajamas.
# One more in Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
# It is illegal to speak English, the officially recognized language is "American."
# In Guernee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
# In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.