01-08-2006, 04:03 AM
so this guy and a girl get married, and when they get back to their house after their honeymoon and he says "im putting this box under the bed and ur not allowed to look in it until a year to date after my death." so she agreed....time passed and she still hadnt looked into the box. one day while her husband was off at work she thoguht to herself well i guess i could just take a peek. she looked in and there were 3 empty beer bottles and a stack of cash! she was confused but figured she'd wait to ask till later. so once he gets home she confesses to him and tells him that she looked but she asked him "why exactly are there 3 beer bottles and money we couldve used over these part years in your box?" he replied "well...each beer bottle represents a time i cheated on you." she was a little shocked but then saked "whats the money for then?" he replied "well everytime i filled the box with bottle i cashed em in and put the money in the box"