Bet you didnt know this!

[Ponch]

Here's a couple more;

Crete

It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
Cars may not be driven through the town.
Crystal Lake

If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it. Additionally, the resident must obtain a permit from the city to water the lawn with outside water sources.
Des Plaines

Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
Eureka

A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.