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The heimlich maneuver - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 09-23-2007
Two rednecks, Ed and Red, walk into a bar. While having a shot of
whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman
at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the rednecks looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The redneck walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,
the redneck walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
The heimlich maneuver - Ponch - 09-23-2007
Bwaaahahahahaaaaaa pretty good one right there
The heimlich maneuver - rocco79 - 09-23-2007
wow... just read that out loud and i think im alittle dumber because of it...
The heimlich maneuver - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 09-23-2007
u have no sense of humor, phcukin fire nerds
The heimlich maneuver - allan42r - 09-24-2007
haha i licked it
The heimlich maneuver - pwnzor - 09-24-2007
yeehaw phuckers!!
The heimlich maneuver - Evil3 - 09-24-2007
Lmao
The heimlich maneuver - DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 09-24-2007
so if you're going to type phucker...why not just type it the right way?
The heimlich maneuver - pwnzor - 09-24-2007
because phucker is not a word Dave
The heimlich maneuver - DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 09-24-2007
so that makes it ok?
Just not too 'guest friendly" in my humble opinion, and I for one would like to see it stopped...but I'm only one voice.
The heimlich maneuver - pwnzor - 09-24-2007
im not the first, nor the last, I'm not condoning it, but after all, it is an exercise of freedom of speech, but I see your point, and it is fair enough.
The heimlich maneuver - DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 09-24-2007
And you are correct, you are not the big offender, and I apologize that it seems I am pointing at you...Mike is the bad guy....there, I'm clear about it.
Mike, quit swearing, please. Use flippin', or freakin' or friggin'....still gets your point across without phonetics....but I'm just a member, not a mod-admin, so do whatever you want and they let you do.
The heimlich maneuver - pwnzor - 09-24-2007
yeah, stop cursing Czech!!!! or i will hunt you down and bombard you with a cardinal player signed baseball!!!! LOL
The heimlich maneuver - rocco79 - 09-24-2007
Yeah mike! Ya dirtbag.
The heimlich maneuver - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 09-24-2007
u cant change me lol
The heimlich maneuver - rocco79 - 09-24-2007
we dont want to change YOU ya shmuck...
The heimlich maneuver - allan42r - 09-24-2007
damn kids
The heimlich maneuver - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 09-25-2007
lol
The heimlich maneuver - allan42r - 09-25-2007
ear muffs all ya gotta say is earmuffs and ya can say anything. the godfather
The heimlich maneuver - blktransam - 09-25-2007
ahh nice one