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joke of the day - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 03-27-2007 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. " Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely... " A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a-c-k? joke of the day - gtdude - 03-27-2007 nice one lol joke of the day - motoxer4life - 03-27-2007 wow thats kinda funny but kinda gay at the same time. joke of the day - Rawkfist_02 - 03-27-2007 I love these jokes Mike, where you gettin' them joke of the day - rocco79 - 03-27-2007 better than the 1st joke you posted joke of the day - AddictedtoNITRO - 03-27-2007 I heard that about a year ago but still funny lol joke of the day - Michowski - 03-27-2007 good one joke of the day - Mr. Tune - 03-27-2007 good one! joke of the day - kevinF - 03-27-2007 motoxer4life Wrote:wow thats kinda funny but kinda gay at the same time. hows it gay?? the nurse was a girl, I dunno maybe your not into girls.....:p: joke of the day - motoxer4life - 03-27-2007 "Nurse, are my testicles black?" because they say straight up that he said that. not something else like... " A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a-c-k? joke of the day - squirrel - 03-28-2007 motoxer4life Wrote:"Nurse, are my testicles black?"And that makes it gay? If the joke said "are my test results back" the joke wouldn't be funny. joke of the day - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 03-28-2007 god u are stupid lmao |