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Just Read ---- Funny - cemeb4dk - 09-17-2005 I found this on the s grid it is George Bush talking to COndlece Rice (or whatever her name is) There was a pic of GB sitting at his desk pondering as she stood in front of the desk. I thought it was funny George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone Just Read ---- Funny - Mr. Tune - 09-17-2005 lol Just Read ---- Funny - rocco79 - 09-17-2005 Thats funny... Saw it a long time ago... Still funny... Who's on first??? Just Read ---- Funny - t to the maxx2 - 09-19-2005 whats on second Just Read ---- Funny - dentguy92 - 09-19-2005 no whats on 3rd Just Read ---- Funny - squirrel - 09-20-2005 whos on first though?????? Just Read ---- Funny - PoPRC - 09-20-2005 I got a good laugh out of it Just Read ---- Funny - More Juice - 09-20-2005 haha... funny stuff ________ DirtyClarise cam |