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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take
a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take
the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I
finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a
pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when
you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running."

kinda lame

ya but it had that corny funny feel to it i liked it lol

Czech-it-Out Graphics Wrote:ya but it had that corny funny feel to it i liked it lol

YEAH... IM SURE IT WOULD BE WAY FUNNY IF SOME1 ACTUALLY TOLD THE JOKE LIVE

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? huh?


Kinda got a chuckle outta that joke...

theres a small button on ur key board that says "caps lock" i think u may have hit it by mistake.....

sorry...didnt realize that you guys could hear that...lol

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here i got one for you guys....


One day little Johnny comes upon his grandfather enjoying a beer. Johnny asks, "Granpa, can I have some of your beer?" To which his grandfather replies, "Well that all depends, can your dick touch your asshole?" Slightly shocked, Johnny says, "No, grandpa" "Then you're not man enough" his grandfather replies promptly.

The next day Johnny sees his Grandfather smoking a cigar. He asks him, "Grandpa, may I smoke a cigar?" Again his grandfather replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?" and, again, Johnny says no.

The third day Johnny's grandfather sees little Johnny eating some fresh baked cookies. He says, "Hey there Johnny, can you give me a cookie?"

Johnny asks, "I don't know grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?"

His grandfather proudly replies, "Why yes, yes it can"

Johnny says, "Well then go fuck yourself, because grandma made these cookies for me"

old but still funny

now thats a joke LMFAO

lol, after 3 hours of driving straight that made my night.

haha, glad i could be of use

ill try ti put up a new one everynight.

It made for a fast laugh.