I've never talked about this before, but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that my oilpan seal on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
(im sure you guys have come across this one before)
LMFAO. OMG now that is hilarious.
Michowski Wrote:its a joke meat
where is the "quotes heard around the forum" ? this one has got to go in it, im ROFLMAO
Meatwad Wrote:duct tape. lmao so she cheating?
did u seriously phuckin ask that?
dude hilarious LMAO
4wheelinrevo Wrote:I've never talked about this before, but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that my oilpan seal on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
(im sure you guys have come across this one before)
LOL!!
Now thats funny!
HAHAHAHA that is a good one.
Don't take it to dealer, they jip you. Take to a local repair shop. As long as it is not a Ford, it will be a cheap fix (Fords, you have to take out the whole engine to get to the oil pan)
i hope your kidding.... its a joke.
Drain the oil out. And it wont leak anymore.
SLOW REVO Wrote:Drain the oil out. And it wont leak anymore.
thats why your revo went slow
J/K
Meat, and Rawk I'm just not sure about you two anymore.
That was great. :lol:
dude it easy all u do is lift the car and take off the hole oil pan but make sure u drain the oil first and once u took off the oil pan take off the broken seal or gasket and just buy a hole new seal that u can find at your local auto zone or pepboys is about $15 dollars that happen to my brother and me and him did it our selfs
bahhaaahaha. WHO PHUCKIN CARES.
Meatwad Wrote:bahhaaahaha. WHO PHUCKIN CARES.
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gtdude Wrote:dude it easy all u do is lift the car and take off the hole oil pan but make sure u drain the oil first and once u took off the oil pan take off the broken seal or gasket and just buy a hole new seal that u can find at your local auto zone or pepboys is about $15 dollars that happen to my brother and me and him did it our selfs
its a JOKE!!!
motoxer4life Wrote:its a JOKE!!!
give up, i've tried, it didnt work they think its real
then stop posting worthless chit
^^^ lmao, one of the best in a while
Meatwad Wrote:then stop posting worthless chit
your just mad because it flew over your head, everyone else got it and thought it was funny.
you do know what forum this is posted in right?? that should have given you a clue, i guess instead of open forums off-topic it should have just said the shoot the s**t forum then maybe you would have gotten it, or at least a pop up on your account when a thread might be a JOKE!!!!
not my fault you didnt get it, if you can trick them you can beat them
4wheelinrevo Wrote:
now that is funny. :beer: :ugh: :puke:
4wheelinrevo Wrote:your just mad because it flew over your head, everyone else got it and thought it was funny.
you do know what forum this is posted in right?? that should have given you a clue, i guess instead of open forums off-topic it should have just said the shoot the s**t forum then maybe you would have gotten it, or at least a pop up on your account when a thread might be a JOKE!!!!
not my fault you didnt get it, if you can trick them you can beat them
go find that hoe