ChitownRC

OK, haven't done this for a while.... I'll start.

I'm no fireman, but does this look like a lotta hose to you?

"hey baby, say hello to my little friend!!!"

" Excuse me while i whip this out!"

"I must be dreaming, cuz I can finally see my pecker."

ouch......

"Hey Bernie, gimme a hand straightening out this pipe."
"Just a minute....who has that saw???"

HAGASAN Wrote:"I must be dreaming, cuz I can finally see my pecker."

ROTFLMAO!!!!

"Bernie are you SURE this is what you asked for!?!?!" lol

"Hey you up there." You told him to unzip his pants and now look what happened! We're going to need help to correct this situation!

that's discusting !!!

only you would put it back in your ass.

Too funny.

yeah its big but it aint to bo-cue! what we got here is some genuine joilet yellow snake!

Since you were wondering its this long...

ya thats right I said 2 inches....from the ground

Bernie-"I think I see the end over there somewhere"

oops, double post lol

"screw laying the power down.......I'm about to lay some pipe"

^^^^winner!!!!!!^^^^^^

Hey Bernie, I told you I don't fold it in half for NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rocco whats with the fat broad as ur avatar?

"I think the only thing left to do is to pump about 5000 gallons of water down the hole, varmit!"

singing...."great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts......"

"Hey Bernie check out my big banana!":banana:

"This one time in band camp I---"
LMAO Matt

"Why am I making minimum wage at a damn R/C track? I should be a damn pornstar!"

Family guy reference when the missle falls thru the ceiling at quagmires house!
"Hey Bernie, kinda like this!"

"how many licks does it take to get down the shaft of this tootsie pop?!"

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