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I found this on line...........kinda funny, but pretty weird.

My Family Photos

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Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.

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This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

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This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.

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My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.


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My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.

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We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.

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This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch.

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This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.

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These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.

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My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.

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This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.

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My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.

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This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.

We are all one happy Family!!!
Ewww.....
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You Need Help !!
how do I need help?................its weird I KNOW...........but I found it online.....thats why its weird

just thought it was funny, but I guess you dont
ok then
i think u need help also...
i think it was funny
Make you feel cool to make fun of people you dont know and cant defend themselves???

Real cool...





































Just F'in wit ya!!!
i bet they would make up one heck of a circus!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Love the captions! Although the top pic is actually my older brother's senior yearbook photo.