ok i wasnt going to post this becuase its pretty bad but oh well. here goes. when i was like 15 my best friend and i would get bored and get our bb guns and go down to the river and shoot bullfrogs, well this was when beavis and but head was at its peak on Mtv so after we shot a couple we grabbed one and decided to play frog baseball using a wiffle ball bat and after about 15 minutes of that the frog was pretty much a green lump of mush so we got bored and placed it on the road in the summer.... well after a few days when it was pretty ripe so i got this idea to stick it in one of the blue mailboxes on sat and get up early on monday and wait to see the mailguy come to get all the mail .....so there we were looking out the window waiting and he showed up and when he opened it he started to reach in stopped and gagged then grabbed a stick from the neighbors yard and moved it out with the stick and there was like 4 letters stuck to it so he had to peel them off gagging the whole time ive never laughed so and been so afriand that i would get in trouble at the same time... i know that was mean sorry ;(
dude, that's hilarious!
but pretty... what's the word... abusive maybe?
I avoided the late night sneak-out run when friends decided it would be funny to play 18 holes at the local golf course...dropping M80's into the cups on the greens!! They were about 6 holes into it when the police grabbed them. The insurance damage was a pretty steep bill !!
I guess they never thought through that the noise might draw attention to them. I guess beer makes you deaf as well as stupid.
Lol, I have done some cazy stuff and lived to tell about it. Too much to list and some of it too crazy for young readers and other stuff I am just to damn ashamed to talk about.
i never did shit like that, we found an abandoned mobile home and just went through it trashing everything we could that was so fun just breaking everything lol
So Joe, did you willingly enlist or did the judge give you no other option?
i really very rarely got caught for anything, lol thats why im scared now that im ready to have my kid in about a month and im afriad hes gonna be a very inteli-destructo-hypo kid lol hopefully hes my opposite.
well lets see, the dumbest thing that i can think of was last summer me and 2 of my friends were driving back from stared rock(spelling?) and we were in my buddys brand new acura rsx-s and we were trying to top it out on 55 well we got to 136 mph and decided that we were going fast enough and stopped. after we came back down to cruising speed, i realized how really dumb that was but hind sight is 20/20 right?
Oh, boy, let me think of a good one, i will be back.
p.s. Iluvtruenos? you wanna sell that esc still? i tried to pm you.
hmmm...
Probably losing track of time and getting caught with my half naked girlfriend in my living room, lol.
thats rough lol never got caught like that so far hahah
NiTrO_aDdIcTiOn Wrote:well lets see, the dumbest thing that i can think of was last summer me and 2 of my friends were driving back from stared rock(spelling?) and we were in my buddys brand new acura rsx-s and we were trying to top it out on 55 well we got to 136 mph and decided that we were going fast enough and stopped. after we came back down to cruising speed, i realized how really dumb that was but hind sight is 20/20 right?
I did 145 down 83 if we are just talking about speeding. That sucker was still pulling. When my buddy was doing about 120 and I went whippin buy him I figured it was good enough. LoL
this is what my friend did NOT me: he decided to take axe and spray it on his hand till it was dripping and then he lit it in fire. he was laughing till it started to burn his skin and his hair. then I was laughing....I laughed at him so hard as he was running around the room screaming and trying to put it out.
my friends and I were doing fireworks and the cops showed and my freinds ran so I decided to follow. only I forgot I had just lit a roman candle and it was still firing......as I ran it was pointed at my friend and it skimmed his leg and burned his leg hairs. the cops caught us in the front though. there was 3-4 of them.
Haven't done anything that dumb, but my friend wanted to race another one of my friends and wanted me to tape it.
I did, he had a 96 integra and the other guy a 04 mustang(around 04, not sure exactly), well I was taping it on 41, and I was trying to keep up, but the sebring topped at 107, LOL. I couldn't go any faster, they where at around 130 but I couldn't keep up.
Eh, I just realized thats a horrible story, go on with your lives.
haha...yea not the greatest....i just remembered the time me and my friend drenched tennisballs in denatured alcohol then lit em either outta a mortar we made or we would play soccer with em...i played in sandals one day. i wasnt thinking so it burned my foot pretty good.
another time we were playing with my friends potato cannon. we found a huge nail so we put it through the potato. put the potato in aimed it at a tree and put it into the tree. the nail went all the way into the tree and the potato splattered everywhere.
Another time we were at my friend house and we made this stuff called purple haze, basically extremely flammiblie and explosive. so my friend puts it in a bottle. then he lights a small fire next to the bottle (it was closed) he takes it then throws a rock at it...doesnt break...gets the stupid idea to hit it with an axe. he hits it and shards of glass go everywhere...he hada a good sized cut under his eye too. on his cheek that didnt heal for like a month cuz he kept reopening it.
Also the same friend that blew up the bottle we were at his house in anacortes washington. we caught a snake and put it in the turtles winter cage which the turtle wasnt in. we thought we closed the cage at night after taking it out and it got out in his house. they have an austrailian terrier like 3 hamsters and a hedgehog along with the turtle. and then later we found it and it ate one of his sisters hamsters....so that was just stupid to let the snake out...well to let it get out by accident. so we were in deep shit. so yea....
those r some more i remembered...no driving stories yet cuz i dont got my permit/license yet so...
John
At my friend house we have made napalm 4 different ways, 2 different versions of potatoe cannons, and the most accurate blowguns ever. Let me just say copper pipe, bike spokes, dremel, paper, CA glue... and some little odds and ends and you can have a dart going over 80MPH and stick 1/2 inch into a tree at about 35 yards. LoL. They were super accurate.
We have turned countless 2 liter bottles into rockets with random flamable stuff, lit the driveway on fire, shot fireworks EVERYWHERE. LoL Tons of chit
timmi79 Wrote:hmmm...
Probably losing track of time and getting caught with my half naked girlfriend in my living room, lol.
Been close on that one...
yea i was close to that too....we were at my house and my parents got home from dinner early...and they picked up my brother and my brother comes in and goes....are you having sex on the couch? (at the time we werent) but just the fact that an 8 year old could recognize sorta what might have been going on...my parents didnt catch it but yea...it was too close.
This thread rocks. You guys really want to hear this? I was 21 years old and drunk with a friend who was 22 ( I know this is outside of the guidelines, but it's still pretty good...). We were drinkin' beers in Downers Grove and shootin' any wild animal that moved with a Ruger .22 pistol. I crossed up a squirrel on a telephone wire and nailed it, so my friend goes and picks it up. He says to shoot it in the head with a .22 shot shell (CCI makes 'em) and who was I to object. I load the cartrige and point blank nail the dead squirrel's head. The "head" matter, or more to the point "brains" flew all over my friend's head. He screams and tries wiping it out with his hand, then screams for me to get out the garden hose. I do the garden hose routine: beer in one hand, hose in the other aimed at my buddies head when his Ex-girlfriend pulls into the driveway looking to pick a fight with him. The rest I leave to your imaginations.
Ok first of all I think we are all nutz!!!
1. Got completely baked(ashamed of that) Me and 2 of my buddies went cruising down Bluff road(between romeoville and lockport) at 85 mph in his 87 cavalier. If you have ever gone down this road you know the is a very sharp s-curve halfway thru the road. We take this curve at 70+ mph while all 3 of us were hanging out of the window!!
2. In romeoville there is a road named high road. If you go down this road at 60+ you will come across a hill where you will get a vehicle airborn.I have done this about 20 times. Have put many a car into a ditch from doing this. luckily there was never any damage!
3. happened when I was 19 so outside of guidelines but I put a car into a wall at 70+.
4. Lisle lanes stupidity. Got board one day and decided to see how many pins a human body could knock down. Well I got a strike but unfotunately one of the other guys thought it would be funny to turn the lane on but leave the deck light off! Now the machines have a 1 minute run time after you turn the power off. In this time frame All of the equipment still works including the table and pit. I slid into the pins and as I did the sweep came down inches from my head, (they use gravity for the most part to fall so can cause some damage) After that I slid into the pit (big carpet that rotates at about 20 mph) ended up rolling around in the pit for about 30 seconds before the idiot pulled the 220 volt plug! (me and him exchanged a few words and he ended up quiting! I could have killed him that day! If the table(thing that sets pins) would have come down on me I would have been crushed because it is powered by a very strong motor and it doesn't stop going down till it hits the deck which is about 6 foot thick wood.
Thats about it that is that interesting, atleast to me.
The moral of the story kids is don't do drugs!! :joy:
Bluff road is amazing!! That is our curvy test track. LoL
traxxas thrasher Wrote:this is what my friend did NOT me: he decided to take axe and spray it on his hand till it was dripping and then he lit it in fire. he was laughing till it started to burn his skin and his hair. then I was laughing....I laughed at him so hard as he was running around the room screaming and trying to put it out.
I thought if you sprayed Axe on your hand and set it on fire, that real hot women firefighters appeared to put you out???? That's what happens on the TV commercials, right?
:joy:
youve got a point there....maybe we try that at a strip club and see if the chicks dressed up as firefighters come and put it out....its an idea.
north_shore_racer Wrote:purple haze
That about says it all
