03-15-2006, 01:55 PM
A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is
sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my
wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills taken 3 nights in a row is pretty
dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you
return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his right arm in a sling. The doctor
asks, "What happened?
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my
wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills taken 3 nights in a row is pretty
dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you
return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his right arm in a sling. The doctor
asks, "What happened?
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
