03-02-2006, 11:33 PM
>Football Fan
>
>Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: An Alabama fan, An
>Auburn fan, A Tennessee fan, and a Georgia fan.
>
>They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was
>the most "die hard" fan.
>
>Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the
>other three, "This is for the Volunteers!" and promptly threw himself off
>the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming "Rocky Top" as he fell to
>his
>death.
>
>Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Georgia fan jumped up and
>shouted "This is for the DAWGS" and threw himself off the mountain barking
>"Woof..woof, woof, woof, woof!" as he crashed on the rocks below.
>
>Refusing to be outdone by the Tennessee and Georgia fans, the Alabama fan
>rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs
>
>"This is for The CRIMSON TIDE!" and without any hesitation, pushed the
>Auburn fan off the mountain shouting "Fly now, You War Eagle.
>
>Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: An Alabama fan, An
>Auburn fan, A Tennessee fan, and a Georgia fan.
>
>They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was
>the most "die hard" fan.
>
>Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the
>other three, "This is for the Volunteers!" and promptly threw himself off
>the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming "Rocky Top" as he fell to
>his
>death.
>
>Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Georgia fan jumped up and
>shouted "This is for the DAWGS" and threw himself off the mountain barking
>"Woof..woof, woof, woof, woof!" as he crashed on the rocks below.
>
>Refusing to be outdone by the Tennessee and Georgia fans, the Alabama fan
>rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs
>
>"This is for The CRIMSON TIDE!" and without any hesitation, pushed the
>Auburn fan off the mountain shouting "Fly now, You War Eagle.