ChitownRC

Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner/kids/parents...is
(are) taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peopleÿs carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ÿCode
3 in Housewaresÿ and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

lmao, im gonna have to try some of those

1, 2, 3, 4, and 6 are the best.

Quote:2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

did that at a farm and fleet. but you have to wait around to hear the clerk yell out wtf

even better is setting and put them around the store id different departments

The hard part would be doing that without getting kicked out to see it all happen.

I've ridden the little girls bikes around the store and still never got kicked out.

I also used to pretend to shoplift in plain view and then go ditch the stuff where they can't see it and then run out the door and make them try to catch me. And since I don't have anything they always let me go but I get a laugh at their expense. The stupid, but fun, days of youth...

you forgot one.

16. go in the music department,put on the headphones and sing along realy loud to anything

ok ok I got one. This only works if you work there.....

After the boss has given you and your buddy the worst job in the store, like rearrange the Tv's so they're alphabetical, or something as pointless, when the job is done complain to your buddy about how crappy that task was. When he's good and pissed at the boss, walk away, dial up the all-store page, wait for the beeps, then cover the mouthpiece and call you buddy over. Tell him it's the boss and that he wants it put back the way it was, and hand him the phone. He will then tell all the shoppers what an idiot he thinks his boss is!! FUN!!!!

Pretty good list...

me and best friend and his girlfriend....thats a curious start to a story lol anyways we were in walmart and we were playing basketball with the little plastic kids hoop and ball, then one of the older women that works there walks up to us and says "are you kids retared or something?" then she walked away, then i got an idea i walked up to the service desk and told them that i wanted to talk to the manager then when they got her, me and my friends girlfriend told her that my friend was our foster brother and that he is mentally challenged and what the lady that worked there said and that we would never come back and that we would be sending a letter to the editor of the local newpaper explaining that wal mart employees discrimnate against mentally challeged people. the look on her face was priceless then we left before they checked the camaras lol

That sounds like the time Me, Gabe, Maxx44, and Patrick were at the DeVry bash this summer. We went to the Dominicks to get hamburger, buns, cheese and pudding for David (Blackwolf).

Well after getting everything we couldn't find Patrick. So I went to the Customer Service desk and say, "we have a missing child and could you page Patrick?" The get on the PA and yell a Code Adam and ask for a description of the "child". I tell them he's about 18 and 5'7" tall, kinda goofy looking and obviously lost!!! We laughed, they didn't think it was so funny. But we saw undercover security gaurds come out of the woodwork like you can't imagine! LOL!!!!!!!

i am sofa king wee todd did.....

^^Dave, that's hilarious.

For those of you who don't get it, just say it out loud...

hey satoch i dont think that dog is legal to race , in the mt class, think it qualifies as a umt.