ChitownRC

Yeah I didn't claim them to be my own. And I edited out the ones I though would be a little innapropriate to post here...

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer
-- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the
Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in
or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."