09-14-2007, 12:03 PM
Happy Friday everyone!
>THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Innovative
>2. Preliminary
>3. Proliferation
>4. Cinnamon
>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Specificity
>2. Anti-constitutionalistically
>3. Passive-aggressive disorder
>4. Transubstantiate
>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
>2. Nope, no more booze for me!
>3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
>5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
>6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
>7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
>8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
>coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
>9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
>parking lot or on the side of the road.
>10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
>THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Innovative
>2. Preliminary
>3. Proliferation
>4. Cinnamon
>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Specificity
>2. Anti-constitutionalistically
>3. Passive-aggressive disorder
>4. Transubstantiate
>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
>2. Nope, no more booze for me!
>3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
>5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
>6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
>7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
>8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
>coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
>9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
>parking lot or on the side of the road.
>10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
You're never to old to be immature