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Joke of the Day 2-27-07 - Procharged5.0 - 02-27-2007
Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind , that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No .. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Joke of the Day 2-27-07 - FreeRideFrosty - 02-27-2007
Damn!! A blonde joke I haven't heard before. Hahaha
Joke of the Day 2-27-07 - Tex - 02-27-2007
lol @ work with a blonde chic next to me (and she really is dumb)
Joke of the Day 2-27-07 - Mr. Tune - 02-27-2007
Good one!
Joke of the Day 2-27-07 - DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 02-27-2007
Why did the blonde girl have a bruised bellybutton?
Because her boyfriend is a blond, too.
Think about it.....................
Joke of the Day 2-27-07 - Meatwad - 02-27-2007
Lmfao
Joke of the Day 2-27-07 - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 02-27-2007
why was there lipstick on the steering wheel of the blonds car?
she tried to blow the horn
Joke of the Day 2-27-07 - motoxer4life - 02-27-2007
lol to all of them.