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great joke - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 08-29-2006
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their
honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to
do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each
other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing
machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the
washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell
asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and
she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing
machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by
hand."
great joke - Ponch - 08-29-2006
lol
great joke - Koz's-Mugen - 08-29-2006
she got owned on that one
great joke - Racin' Ranger1 - 08-29-2006
lol
great joke - thenewguy821 - 08-29-2006
Another along the same line....
A man comes home from work and suggests to his wife that they use "Codes" like they do at the fire house. When the first bell rings at the firehouse, they suit up. At home, One bell would mean "Take off your clothes". At the firehouse, when the second bell rings, they all mount the truck. At home, when the second bell rings, he would get on his wife. At the fire house, when the third bell rings, they rush off to the fire. At home, the third bell would "Start the action".
The next day as he walks in the door, his wife decides to try out the new codes. She rings a bell. Immediately, they both take off all their clothes. Impressed by how well this was going, she rings the bell again. He jumps on top of her. Quickly, she rings the bell a third time, and he gets down to business. After a few minutes, she starts ringing the bell again. Her husband, confused, says, " What's the fourth bell for?" She says, "More hose, you're nowhere near the fire..."
great joke - maxximum_44 - 08-29-2006
:bustingup
great joke - Racin' Ranger1 - 08-29-2006
hahahahaa
great joke - DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 08-30-2006
here's the punch line...y'all know the joke...
Hallway sex.
great joke - bubbacola - 08-30-2006
Man I wish I had a clean joke
great joke - bubbacola - 08-30-2006
Rodeo sex........ Sex with your wife doggy style and tell her you think her sister was better... see how long you can hold on.
great joke - slim - 08-30-2006
hahahahahaha!
great joke - kevinF - 08-30-2006
hahahahahaha
great joke - squirrel - 09-01-2006
bubbacola Wrote:Rodeo sex........ Sex with your wife doggy style and tell her you think her sister was better... see how long you can hold on.
I got a 10 page list of those!!!! You have to grab her hair first though!!!!