A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to
the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished
woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does
not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get
rid of some of this damn money."

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

LMFAO!!!!! im sure thats how some operate as well

So two brothers ages 8 and 10 decide they are old enough to start cussing in front of Mom, so they cook up a plan. Joey decides he will say DAMN in front of Mom. Billy decides he will say ASS.

They go down for breakfast and mom asks, "what do you boys wan to eat?"

Joey says, "damn I'm hungry..give me some pancakes...." and before he can finish his sentance he gets a smack upside the head that knocks him off the chair.

Mom looks at Billy..."And, what do YOU want to eat?"

A little afraid, Billy says..."I'm not sure, but you can bet your ass I'm not gonna say pancakes!"

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good stuff guys

lol hahahahaha