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03-22-2007, 07:27 PM
A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when the
stranger turned to the little boy and said, "Let's talk. I heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, and then thinking he would have some fun at Tommy's expense said, "How about the advantages and disadvantages of nuclear power?" "OK," said Tommy, "that could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same grass, yet the deer excretes little pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well then," said little Tommy, "How is it that you feel compelled and qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?" www.czech-it-out-graphics.com 1/29/07 never forget....TTT  Bringing old know-it-all blow hards back to reallity at a forum near you "Always Imitated, Never Duplicated" 
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03-23-2007, 04:58 AM
phuck you rocco god! lol
www.czech-it-out-graphics.com 1/29/07 never forget....TTT Bringing old know-it-all blow hards back to reallity at a forum near you "Always Imitated, Never Duplicated"
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03-23-2007, 07:45 AM
Okay, enough on the racial steretypes please.
Heres a good political one: Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, he's been out of work for the past four years and has not looked for a new job since. All he does is smoke cigars, and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he does not even pretend to like me...and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do? Signed, Clueless Dear Clueless, Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York! Act like one!
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