Only in Louisiana. You gotta love this lawyer - it's too good not to
share! Everyone who has ever bought a house will enjoy this.

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was
told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a
parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the
property dated back to 1803, which took the Lawyer three months to track
down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the
following reply
(Actual letter):
"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan
application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of
Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared
and presented the application, we must point out that you have only
cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before
final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title
back to its origin."

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows (actual letter):

"Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received. I
note that you wish to have title extended further than the 194 years
covered by the present application. I was unaware that any educated
person in this country, particularly those working in the property area,
would not know that Louisiana was purchased, by the U.S., from France in
1803, the year of origin identified in our application. For the
edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior
to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by
Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came into the possession of Spain
by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named
Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a
new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Isabella.
The good queen, Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful
about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of
the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus' expedition. Now
the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the
Son of God, and God,it is commonly accepted, created this world.
Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part
of the world called Louisiana.
God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back,
to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it AND the FHA. I
hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have
the godamn loan?"

The loan was approved.

Hahahahaha!!! Nice.

lol

too long and confusing...

^for the uneducated yes


LMFAO

Hahahahaha!! You have GOT to be kiding me.

Lawyers

he's from plainfield what do you expect..The only thing the hs cares about is their record setting pregnancy rate.
Btw that was freakin great.

what r u talkin about?
i dont even no that that we had a recors pregnancy rate.

Gotta be the "quality" educational system in Plainfield!

ok well i get straight a's but idk about davialan that lives in plainfield that u sold ur car to.

A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees
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> > it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be a
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> > thousand dollars in it.
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> > He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the jar?"
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> >
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> > "Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and
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> > the keys to a brand new CORVETTE Z06.
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> > The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
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> > "What are the three tests?"
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> > "Pay first, those are the rules," says the bartender.
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> > So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
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> >
> > "OK," the bartender says, " Here's what you need to do .First - You
> > have to drink that entire liter of pepper tequila, the whole thing,
> > all at once ... and you can't make a face while doing it.
> >
> > Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You
> > have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
> >
> > Third. There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never had an
> > orgasm. You've gotta make things right for her."
> >
> >
> >
> > The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I
> > won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila,
> > and then do those other things..." "Your call," says the bartender,
> > "but your money stays where it is."
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> >
> >
> > As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he
> > asks, "Where ez zat tequila?" He grabs the litre with both hands and
> > downs it with a big slurp. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he
> > doesn't make a face.
> >
> > Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon
> > the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on
> > outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit
> > bull yelping and then . . silence.
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> > Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
> > into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all
> > over his body. "Now," he says...
> >
> >
> >
> > "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
> >
> >

Oldie but a goodie.

yeah hahaha that was posted a while ago, but still good

LMAO i like it hahaha