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Foxworthy on Chicago -
12-06-2006, 01:09 PM
Forget Rednecks .....here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about ...
Chicago: If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Chicago If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Chicago. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Chicago If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of I - 80 for the weekend, you live in Chicago. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Chicago. If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Chicago. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Chicago. If you carry jumpers in your car, and your wife knows how to use them , you live in Chicago If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Chicago. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in Chicago If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Chicago. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Chicago. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Chicago If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Chicago. If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends & others, you live in Chicago.  Supermaxx-Emaxx w/RacerX Suspension, Gen-IV servo saver, Supershocks, UE Ti Center shafts, 6mm UE CVD's, GA Bulks & Diffs, FLM extended chassis & braces, FLM Diff cups, FLM Transcase, HSR Slipper, NEU BL Motor, MM ESC, and More.REVO 3.3 w/mild mods,[/b], a 570HP Procharged and Intercooled '92 Mustang GT. Visit www.rcbros.com Visit www.RC-Monster.com
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12-06-2006, 02:43 PM
HA!
If you know that a hot dog includes a pickel, onions, relish, sport peppers, tomato, cucumber, celery salt, and mustard, but NO KETCHUP - you live in Chicago.
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12-06-2006, 02:54 PM
You get funny looks (or a lot of crap depending on where you go) if you order Ketchup on your dogs! LOL!
Supermaxx-Emaxx w/RacerX Suspension, Gen-IV servo saver, Supershocks, UE Ti Center shafts, 6mm UE CVD's, GA Bulks & Diffs, FLM extended chassis & braces, FLM Diff cups, FLM Transcase, HSR Slipper, NEU BL Motor, MM ESC, and More.REVO 3.3 w/mild mods,[/b], a 570HP Procharged and Intercooled '92 Mustang GT. Visit www.rcbros.com Visit www.RC-Monster.com
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12-06-2006, 03:20 PM
sounds like a jean and judes hot dog mmmm!
www.czech-it-out-graphics.com 1/29/07 never forget....TTT Bringing old know-it-all blow hards back to reallity at a forum near you "Always Imitated, Never Duplicated"
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12-06-2006, 03:29 PM
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12-06-2006, 03:42 PM
Gotta love Gene & Judes! Used to go there everytime we did a show at the Thirsty Whale (May it RIP)
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