A friend will help you move, but a REAL friend will help you move a body.

You're never to old to be immature

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

A friend will help you move, but a REAL friend will help you move a body.

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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You're never to old to be immature

"We could make an Osama Bin Laden head with his finger up his nose out of chicken wire and paper mache....Actually we could make it a pinata and fill it with candy and condoms!"-Reno 911

The worst dirtbiker is always one step ahead of even the best quad rider....
Racing from a roll is like beating off, it may be fun but its not the real thing.

did you hear that they are going to start showing porno movies at the gas pumps
so you can see someone else getting screwed at the same time
I went into the gas station today and asked for
five dollars worth of gas......The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

"We could make an Osama Bin Laden head with his finger up his nose out of chicken wire and paper mache....Actually we could make it a pinata and fill it with candy and condoms!"-Reno 911