40 THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK....
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my
way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're
saying.

10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-azzed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.


I no some one has more so bring it on share your thoughts about work.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my
way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


Things I say all the time when I'm with you and revo2k...

10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

23. And your crybaby whiny-azzed opinion would be...?

things i say when im with u

My opinion is usually right.

do you know what your problem is? youre stupid.

My son has a t-shirt

I'll be nicer when you stop being an idiot.


And I'm always saying:

I'm too lazy to look for a better job.

i have the you know what your problem is your stupid tshirt LOL funny as hell

how bout theres no such thing as a stupid question......just stupid people

If you wish to say those out loud at work, go work at a bowling alley!!! I'm positive I have said all of those things to customers. Especially the idiot high school kids that come in.

Also this one is the best!!!!

Oh and "They say a little hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance?"

Geez the things I say at work are similar to his already. Nothing like all the sudden turning around and snapping on somebody and then just be like dude im just f'in with ya chill out LOL.

It's a beautiful thing, but I never say I'm just kidding!

Just because you have a pocket full of change doesn't mean you have an ounce sense.
I could give you an answer, but I don't know if you're smart enough to understand it.

you may walk over here, but youll limp back!

I like that one firesprink!

Mine:
"Stupidity is obviously contagious."
"Your an idiot."
"How did you manage to find your way to work?"
"You can ask a question, but I'll probably just make up an answer."