3 things that you could buy at walmart to freak out the cashier - Chitown R/C - Chicago's Largest RC Car and Truck Community

Traxxas_Junkee · (#1 (**permalink**))

Say three things that you could buy at Wal-Mart to freak out your cashier.

This is from another forum

*walks up to cashier with rejected Wal-Mart application in hand*

~Gun
~Ski Mask
~Ammo

This is mine:

~Your childs body (book)
~Michael Jackson's replica white glove
~Michael Jackson's Thriller CD

rocco79 · (#2 (**permalink**))

what.........

Traxxas_Junkee · (#3 (**permalink**))

Its something that is supposed to be funny. Say three things that you could buy at Wal-Mart to freak out your cashier.

rocco79 · (#4 (**permalink**))

condoms
a dog collar
depends adult diapers

olds97_lss · (#5 (**permalink**))

KY-jelly
Plunger
Hamster

(well, I thought it was funny!)

rocco79 · (#6 (**permalink**))

Damit i forgot they sell rodents! I thought they only had fish! LOL

redzebra24 · (#7 (**permalink**))

well i wont ever get to do that

rusty savage · (#8 (**permalink**))

redzebra24 ? what do you mean? buy weird stuff or get some ky and and a hampster????????? jeu got some splain'n to do!!!!

redzebra24 · (#9 (**permalink**))

go back to walmart

Traxxas_Junkee · (#10 (**permalink**))

Quote:

Originally Posted by redzebra24

go back to walmart

The toilets aren't there for you to try out...

lmao j/k

rusty savage · (#11 (**permalink**))

are you allergic to old people greeting you at the door? or piles of crap dirt cheap?

squirrel · (#12 (**permalink**))

~magnum condoms
~Ky
~a weed wacker

Put those three together and what do you get?

mikeh · (#13 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by rusty savage

are you allergic to old people greeting you at the door? or piles of crap dirt cheap?

All of the above.
Once I walked past an old lady who started shouting, "What am I in MEXICO??? STUPID SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!"

Last week the WT family behind me had an argument the ended with the man yelling and pointing at his girlfriend's 8 yr old son, "Then you better git a F'iN JOB!"

I used to go fairly often, but now almost never. I only went last week to see if they had any of those Nylint Crawlers left (no). I truly can't stand being in that store and rubbing elbows with scary freaky people.

rusty savage · (#14 (**permalink**))

hahahahaha it funny 'cause its true!!!

mikeh · (#15 (**permalink**))

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirrel

~magnum condoms
~Ky
~a weed wacker

Put those three together and what do you get?

I don't know, an ape raping device?

BJoe · (#16 (**permalink**))

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeh

All of the above.
Once I walked past an old lady who started shouting, "What am I in MEXICO??? STUPID SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!"

Last week the WT family behind me had an argument the ended with the man yelling and pointing at his girlfriend's 8 yr old son, "Then you better git a FUCKIN JOB!"

I used to go fairly often, but now almost never. I only went last week to see if they had any of those Nylint Crawlers left (no). I truly can't stand being in that store and rubbing elbows with scary freaky people.

I had one a year or so ago where I'd one to the one by the St.C store to get some wipers for teh Jeep after work (needed them bad and it was raining too) and wnent to put them on before I drove home and ended in getting caught in a downpour trying to put on wipers that wouldn't fit (yes I checked the books!). I gave up, tossed the wipers back in the Jeep and went to walk into the garden dept., just to discover the gate was locked and had to walk to the front door (it was raining so hard I could hardly keep my eyes open at walkng speed, so I didn't dare try to run). By the time I'd gotten to teh doors I was completely soaked and when I got in the greeter chewed me out for being out in weather like that when there were tornato warnings infront of other shopper dripping from head to toe