|
|
|
||||
|
||||
|
Family Guy -
02-09-2006, 05:53 PM
i noticed alot of family guy fans here, avitars and sigs. so here is a site of quotes
http://www.familyguyquotes.com/ Chicago Local 281, protecting lives and property for over 100 years. Lawn sprinklers save your grass, Fire sprinklers save your a$$ 
|
|
|
||||
|
||||
|
02-09-2006, 05:58 PM
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
LOL, classic! "If you cook scallops in a non-stick pan, then they won't stick. That's why they call it NON F@#*$&%G STICK!!!" - Im watching YOU!- roc
|
|
|
||||
|
||||
|
02-09-2006, 06:11 PM
Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month. Peter: What? Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you. Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh? Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month. Peter/Lois: Argh! Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die... Peter: Argh! Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts. Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?! Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer. Lois: Oh my goodness! Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought. Peter/Lois: Oh! Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out. Lois: What?! Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now- Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy? Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat. 
|
|
|
||||
|
||||
|
02-09-2006, 06:13 PM
Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no! Brian: Oh no! Chris: Oh no! Meg: Oh no! Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA! Chicago Local 281, protecting lives and property for over 100 years. Lawn sprinklers save your grass, Fire sprinklers save your a$$
|
|
|
||||
|
||||
|
02-09-2006, 06:46 PM
Quote:
|
|
|
||||
|
||||
|
02-10-2006, 03:05 AM
Quote:
The best part about that episode is later on when they are showing the out-takes, a bear bust through the wall. At that moment I said "oh yeah" had me and my buddy rollin for like 30 min!!
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Awesome video of guy on something bouncy | Ponch | Multimedia | 9 | 02-01-2006 01:11 PM |
| Family Guy | rocco79 | Off-Topic | 31 | 11-17-2005 08:51 PM |
| Does anyone know a good graphics guy? | Mr. Tune | Off-Topic | 4 | 03-10-2005 12:02 PM |
| Pics of My R/C Family | ATA_Thrash | Multimedia | 1 | 11-15-2004 11:09 PM |
| new guy | thunderbt3 | Off-Topic | 5 | 09-29-2004 09:09 AM |
