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03-03-2006, 08:14 PM
....shudder...............ooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hhhh
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03-04-2006, 01:12 AM
It Barry Bonds... The man soon too hold the All time Home run record in the MLB.... Hes a cocky arrogant Sterroid shootin jag... I dont like him or his tude... I think here he was tryin to help his very negative fan apeel
--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
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03-05-2006, 10:32 PM
Yeah but I still like watching Liddel and Ortiz...
Sometimes the no names have the best fights too. Right now it is the best of 2005 so it is just fight after fight... no super long breaks in between. Some of these small guys are crazy. Knock out in 22 seconds!! That's rediculous... he has had 2 fights for 2 victories... he has fought for a total of 41 seconds!!
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03-07-2006, 05:06 PM
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." ~ Ernest Hemingway ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! ~ "Unknown" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Remember, beer isn't just for breakfast! [anon]
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03-10-2006, 04:10 AM
I love when I get hours of homework for the first time all year and am stuck up all night after work and yet I still take time to stop and post on chitown. Fun?? Or Pathetic??
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03-12-2006, 12:49 PM
Can't be racing today, so we are painting mini bodies!
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03-14-2006, 08:59 AM
What's our discount?
I drove by that place with someone from out of town and they asked if it was some kind of gay club. I asked why. They pointed out the sign on the building: "Parking in rear".
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what the he!! is wrong with you?