"We could make an Osama Bin Laden head with his finger up his nose out of chicken wire and paper mache....Actually we could make it a pinata and fill it with candy and condoms!"-Reno 911
did you hear that they are going to start showing porno movies at the gas pumps
so you can see someone else getting screwed at the same time
I went into the gas station today and asked for
five dollars worth of gas......The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.