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Originally Posted by thenewguy821
But half the fun is getting the women to embarass Dan...
Hooters waitress: Stand up.
Dan: But it's not my birthday.
Hooters waitress: Yes it is, Stand up Frosty!
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My stomach hurts from laughing so damn much!!!!!!!! I can't talk to much, the first Chitown hooters night I was the b-day boy! I didn't get a nickname for the rest of my life though!
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.