Barbecuing is the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
declares he will BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:

1 ) The woman goes to the store and buys everything.

2 ) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3 ) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.

4 ) The man places the meat on the grill.

5 ) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6 ) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

7 ) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8 ) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

9 ) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10 ) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11 ) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed; her night off. And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing a woman.