Mary is at home when there's a knock at the door. She opens it and Father Flanigan is there with a troubled look on his face.

"Hello Father, is there something wrong?" say asks.

"Mary, I have terrible news. Today there was trouble at the brewery, and your husband Sean is dead. He slipped from a platform and fell into an open vat of Stout. He drowned."

Mary gasps, and then sobbing says, " Well, at least he went quickly."

Father Flanigan reples, "No, as I understand he got out three times to pee."