1. Not sure... I got bad vision But if you want, I'll stand next to you and make a beeping noise if you want for 14 cents per beep.

2. It's on channel 32 So you get Fox news

3. No, you'll be the only one there with this radio and it wont make you look fat.

4. Hell yeah it'll make you faster, it'll feel like your about to OD on Coke.

5. Nope it's solar powered.