ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats wrong Chris!!
What do you call a guy with no arms an no legs who sits in front of doors?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms an no legs who likes to swim?
Bob
I guys is walking down the street, he comes across a girl sitting on a bench. He notices that the girl has no arms and no legs and she's crying! So he decideds to talk to her and see why she's crying. so he sits down next to her and asks "Whats the matter." She says "I am 30 years old I have no legs and no arms and I have never been screwed!" So the guy decided to help her out he says "let go down by the beach and I will screw you like you've never been screwed before." So they go to the beach and the guy tosses her into the water and says "THERE NOW YOUR SCREWED."
sorry stupid joke!
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.