#28a. You have washed your car one side at a time, moving it around to face the sun, to keep the water from freezing onto it, just to "knock off some of the salt".

#44. You have broken a wheel or gotten a flat tire from a pothole.
#45. You know better than to travel north on 94 on Friday after 1:00pm.
#46. You refer to Miller Park as "Wrigley North" and travel there to see Da Cubs!