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Originally Posted by mikeh
I once reported having projectile lepruosy
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WOW, I'd love to see the look on the face of the person you told that!
did you hear that they are going to start showing porno movies at the gas pumps
so you can see someone else getting screwed at the same time
I went into the gas station today and asked for
five dollars worth of gas......The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.