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Originally Posted by Carbo
the best one I heard at work was guy said he was making his lunch opened the frezzer and a frozen ham fell on his foot causing much pain.
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Actually, I can see that happening! Musta hurt like hell

did you hear that they are going to start showing porno movies at the gas pumps
so you can see someone else getting screwed at the same time
I went into the gas station today and asked for
five dollars worth of gas......The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.